Since I've been watching a lot of football on Saturdays (ESPN3 is GOLD) I see a lot of the same commercials over and over and over again. This usually leaves me with a lot of time to consider ways in which the creative minds behind those commercials could die.

One of those commercials never gets old, though. It's the DirecTV ad with the Russian gazillionaire. When DirecTV offers him five months best television package he says

I JUMP IN IT.

And I LOL every single time.

Yeah, I know, I am easily amused.


I am also officially old today. I plan to celebrate this evening with a little online poker for imaginary money, a few greyhounds and if I'm lucky some Monday Night Footbaw.