Functionally Limited
I came to a realization last night and thought that I would share it with anyone who happens by this corner of the nets:
People that play online low stakes (play chip ldo) limit hold'em are even MORE retarded than the mouth-breathing omatards that inhabit the nanostakes PLO tables.
Good lord.
I've been mixing in a little limit HE just for kicks - partly because the cool kids are doing it, but mostly because it takes forever to clear imaginary bonuses playing PLO - and it's been quite a ride. I haven't quite figured out how I used to play LHE for hours on end without going completely insane - after getting runner-runnered twice by the same single-celled life form twice in an orbit I was ready to put a brick through my computer screen even though I didn't lose enough play chips to buy a happy meal for each kid on Jon and Kate Plus Eight or whatever that show is that I don't watch.
And so it goes. I've reached 45% of goal, hand-wise, with 9 days remaining. I don't think I'm going to make it. Too bad.
Don't forget to start making your plans for the December WPBT gathering in Las Vegas, the weekend of December 11. Always a terrific time. I won't be there this year barring a major turn of events ... following the hijinks on Twitter will have to do.
People that play online low stakes (play chip ldo) limit hold'em are even MORE retarded than the mouth-breathing omatards that inhabit the nanostakes PLO tables.
Good lord.
I've been mixing in a little limit HE just for kicks - partly because the cool kids are doing it, but mostly because it takes forever to clear imaginary bonuses playing PLO - and it's been quite a ride. I haven't quite figured out how I used to play LHE for hours on end without going completely insane - after getting runner-runnered twice by the same single-celled life form twice in an orbit I was ready to put a brick through my computer screen even though I didn't lose enough play chips to buy a happy meal for each kid on Jon and Kate Plus Eight or whatever that show is that I don't watch.
And so it goes. I've reached 45% of goal, hand-wise, with 9 days remaining. I don't think I'm going to make it. Too bad.
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Don't forget to start making your plans for the December WPBT gathering in Las Vegas, the weekend of December 11. Always a terrific time. I won't be there this year barring a major turn of events ... following the hijinks on Twitter will have to do.
3 Comments:
I am bummed that you won't be making the December trip.
WHO IS GONNA RUN THE HORSIE PROP???
:-(
And who am I going to give money to on the golf course again?
sorry to hear you can't make it this time around.
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