Res Ipsa Poker

Full Tilt Poker Table Cogswell - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em
Seat 1: 6610tarheel ($104.50)
Seat 2: Robb2 ($51.80)
Seat 3: O0Brian0O ($90.10)
Seat 4: darenzou ($59)
Seat 5: GoonerNut ($24.65)
Seat 6: LMDEagles ($31.50)
Seat 7: tntplus7 ($120.65)
Seat 8: freeroll12 ($26.50)
Seat 9: on_thg ($53.05)
darenzou posts the small blind of $0.50
GoonerNut posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to on_thg [8h 8c]
LMDEagles raises to $2
tntplus7 folds
freeroll12 folds
on_thg calls $2
6610tarheel calls $2
Robb2 folds
O0Brian0O folds
darenzou folds
GoonerNut calls $1
*** FLOP *** [5h 9d 6s]
GoonerNut checks
LMDEagles bets $4
on_thg calls $4 (looks suspicious, I suck, I'll float)
6610tarheel folds
GoonerNut folds
*** TURN *** [5h 9d 6s] [7c] (aye freaking yah)
LMDEagles bets $5
on_thg raises to $26
LMDEagles calls $20.50, and is all in
on_thg shows [8h 8c]
LMDEagles shows [8d Ts] (dubya tee eff? PFR, bet flop with THIS?)
Uncalled bet of $0.50 returned to on_thg
*** RIVER *** [5h 9d 6s 7c] [5d]
on_thg shows a straight, Nine high
LMDEagles shows a straight, Ten high
LMDEagles wins the pot ($64.50) with a straight, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $67.50 | Rake $3
Board: [5h 9d 6s 7c 5d]
Seat 1: 6610tarheel folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Robb2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: O0Brian0O (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: darenzou (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: GoonerNut (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: LMDEagles showed [8d Ts] and won ($64.50) with a straight, Ten high
Seat 7: tntplus7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: freeroll12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: on_thg showed [8h 8c] and lost with a straight, Nine high

It was that kind of night. Down a full buyin at the cash tables, got donked out of a peep token when my AA got cracked, got a whole series of crap cards in the Bodonkey.

Must. Shut down. Computer.